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Phytosterol!
Estrogen!
HRT!
Hot Flashes!
Night Sweats!
Depression!
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Refrigerate two bookends overnight. Lay one of your breastas (either will do) between the two bookends and smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Repeat three times daily.
Locate a pasta maker or old wringer washer. Feed the breast into the machine and start cranking Repeat twice daily.
(Advanced) Situate yourself comfortably on your side on the garage floor. Place one of your breasts snugly behind the rear tire of the family vehicle. When you give the signal, hubby will slowly ease the car into reverse. Hold for five seconds. Repeat on the other side.
Put right breast in a vice. Hold breath for 5 seconds and release. Then repeat on left breast.
After these exercises you should be well prepared for the real experience of the mammogram. Be sure to do this each year prior to your appointment if you have not kept up the routine! Taken from "And How Are We Feeling Today?" by Kathryn Hammer published by Contemporary Books.